"Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them. Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"
me as a parent
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
oh my god
48 Shades of Lightning
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I need to finish watching this show but I don’t want to not be watching this show.